The time I mistook a spreadsheet for a confession

I was knee-deep in numbers, tracking down a suspicious entry, when I realized I had accidentally opened my roommate’s dating spreadsheet instead of our financial records… It’s hard to investigate fraud when you’re more interested in how many dates they’ve had — and which of them seemed like red flags! Just goes to show, one wrong click can lead to some unexpected discoveries.

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